October 28, 2005 08:31 - If I were lavish enough...
Top management from Ocean Park announces today that, Ocean Park is going to invest HK$5.5 Billion in expanding and renovating its facility.
Upon completion, the size of the Park is expected to be double and so is the number of scenery spots. Penguins, polar bears, killer whales will be introduced into theme parks, to accompany existing tenants, e.g. dolphins, seal, sea lions and etc.
Can you imagine an Eskimo living in Hong Kong?
If not, how could anyone reasonably expect polar habitants find pleasure living here?
Just the thought of a penguin having his suntan in Hong Kong is hilarious.
If I were lavish enough, I would invite the top management to live in the North Pole for a year, before those polar animals are caged in the Park for their lifetime.
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October 28, 2005 12:39 - Analogy between Windows XP and your mouth
I went to lunch in a fast food restaurant, where I was seated with 3 other female strangers.
Apparently, two of them knew each other and were chatting the whole time.
I was forced to realize they had a new co-worker, who looked, talked, and walked like a homosexual. They were going to test him to see if he was really a homosexual...
The third female stranger did not break a word until, her mobile phone beeped. She held her mobile phone with one hand, and continued her meal with another.
Until I left the table, I did not see her put down her phone.
What do these females' mouths have in common when compared to Bill Gates' Windows XP?
Multi-tasking, that is.
I wonder how their mouths can manage different activities simultaneously.
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October 28, 2005 21:32 - Rush Hours
Picture Taken In MTR Prince Edward Station at 6:05 p.m.
Nine to five office workers are rushing home after work.
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