My stomach is funny these days and I was in China (again) for the last couple of days. I knew I would be in trouble. It was always an unpleasant experience.
If you ever visit China, this is what you must prepare yourself when stomach is funny:
Standard procedure for guys:
Ready: Unpant and make sure your wallet don't drop in.
Aim: No need to elaborate, right?
Finish your dues.Ha ah... have you got your tool to wrap things up? which should be the very first step when you plan to "attack" this thing :) In China, no toilet paper is available in every washroom. Prepare your own.
I hope you don't have to experience what I had.

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